Clearly...

I am in no mood to work today, despite getting myself here before 8 AM, yay! So, here are some insights:

1. Apparently, all of the Japanese ppl live in Fort Lee. Take me with you, please!

2. Being the mother of a furry friend does not entitle you to a proper Mother's Day celebration. (i.e., "oh, that little rodent didn't really come from your loins, so you're not exactly a mother") Bitches. I happen to clean up just as many "accidents" as any person with a baby, and I have to soothe the wailing child practically every five minutes. Oh, and he has a carseat AND teething rings.

3. As a result of moving to two different areas of NJ within the next few months, my "newbie" time is hiked up to an 8 month time frame. Is this a blessing or a curse? I've already been stalked once.

4. Is it ok to kiss on the first meeting? If not, then I guess it's not okay to tell. dammit.

5. I'm sorry, but I just can't study for a full weekend anymore. I ended up going to the mr softee truck and getting a delicious chocolate sundae with nuts. I ended up parading rascal up and down Central Ave. I ended up going out. Solitary confinement just doesn't work for me :(